I also never read Where the Wild Things Are thanks to my private Christian school education and the obvious secular presence of the imagination. But! This was one of my favorite books ever and a Miss Nelson, CSI hybrid would totally rock my world.

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romee:

OMG U GUYS! Miss Nelson is missing!!!

ok, so I think I’m the only person who didn’t read Where the Wild Things Are as a kid. But I DID read Miss Nelson is Missing. I’m not all hoighty toighty, so I don’t need a movie by an artsy fartsy director. All I want is for there to be a one time cross network special where Miss Nelson, the new chem teacher at Degrassi High goes missing. A witch like substitute takes her place in the interim and now one of her male students goes missing. Upon further investigation Miss Nelson’s DNA is found on the sub but she’s not talking. Thats when it shifts over to Law and Order SVU. They are called in for a special assignment in Canada to see whether the two missing cases are connected. All this crazy stuff happens and it turns out Miss Nelson was the sub and it was all just some kinky game she was playing with the male student who has been at her house all this time. But he comes of age by the time they solve the case and some weird Canadian loop hole keeps them from prosecuting her. Then they move to the US because everyone at home hates them. They move to Wysteria Lane, never to be seen or heard from again because no one watches that show anymore.

They could do this for sweeps or something.

Damn. This book is the shit. Got this lil number at the first grade book fair in the library. Read the hell outta that one. Miss Nelson wasn’t missing, actually. She just dressed up like a witch because she needed some damn respect. Great book, great book.

how could i forget about this book?! so good. that miss nelson was so crafty.

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   One of my all time favorites!!! molls:

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   This is probably one of my favorite books of all time. I vaguely recall trying to explain it to someone the other night...

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    THIS IS ALL TRUE.

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    how could i forget about this book?! so good. that miss nelson was so crafty.

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    This book sorta solidified my desire to become a teacher. Yeah. How’s that for fucked?

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    ms. nelson was awesome. this book was totally worn out in my house, my brother and i used to read this pretty much every...

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    shit. Got this lil number...first grade book fair...library....

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