So this is just happening and Paul McCartney is still on the stage and I get it-I GET IT- with the animation reference but THIS IS SIR PAUL MCCARTNEY AND YOU INTRODUCE HIM PLAYING YELLOW SUBMARINE?!?!?!?!?
I mean ?!?!?!?
Yes, this was me actually attempting to see what my front room will look like turquoise. Remember when I told everyone “I think the front room is going to be turquoise!” You can erase that statement.
I had too much to drink / I didn’t think
And I didn’t think of you / I guess that’s all I needed
i tend to disbelieve that there is anything flattering about disco pants.
Excuse me but you seem to be ignoring the fact that this sparkly lycra pant has back pockets. Everyone knows a lycra pant back pocket is cool.
Goodbye, 2009.
John Locke’s own pops stole his mother-loving kidney!
Does not want brushingks.
1. Go to Target.com (or Oldnavy.com, or zappos.com)
2. Buy a couple small purses, less than the size of a sheet of paper
3. Donate them to girls at inner city schools who can’t bring backpacks to school
4. Feel good about yourself
This whole idea just warms my heart, and it would be warmed tenfold to think my friends who routinely spend hundreds of dollars on one more new handbag would instead donate some to girls who need them more. Be good.
Victorian. Lol. Cats. Heaven!
Oh hey, what are you guys doing? Oh just walking down the street? Yeah me too but sometimes when I’ve walked far I need to stop and do some calisthenics, you know, stretch the ol gams out here and there so my hips don’t lock up, happened to me once a few years back, don’t want that to happen again. Yeah so that’s what I’m doing, just really giving my knees a good inverted lean-to here on this wall, and it’s ok because I’m in these stretchy pants, so I could really do the splits if I wanted without even taking my pants off, which is pretty convenient. I’m lucky I can actually bend my knees inward like this because, if I wanted, I could totally join Cirque du Solei plus these pants would work as my uniform, too. Check out how my beret is all red and I sort of look like a flag, too, like for the Veterans and stuff.
Do. You. Guys. See. This?!?!? We’re talking full coverage frontal sequined madness on this gentleman, and his shoes match!
