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Look, I don’t know you and you don’t know me, but I think that we could be in love.
Aug 31st
My bedroom induces lots of snuggling and napping.
Aug 27th
So, netflix streaming is pretty awesome. The roku box rules,...
Aug 26th

Exactly!

FWIW, putting things in the dryer doesn’t make it pill or fall apart. The crappy detergent you...
Aug 19th

Jesus son of Joseph, Bejeweled!

Why must you insist on interrupting my games with your instructions?!! I haven’t had a...
Aug 11th

On LOST, Season 1

thesarahhatter: so in season 1, christian is everywhere
emilyrm: yes
thesarahhatter: he's in so many flashbacks
emilyrm: Yes
thesarahhatter: so in the one about jack and his dad, you see them close in on christian put his hand on someone's shoulder. and when he does that, it's like he convinces the person to change their mind
emilyrm: right
thesarahhatter: he does it to the patient's husband who's going to sue him, to jack when they're talking about the report
thesarahhatter: So...Jacob does the same thing in his flashback
emilyrm: yes
thesarahhatter: he touches the person to heal them or change them.
thesarahhatter: MY EYEBALLS CAME OUT OF MY BRAIN EMILY
emilyrm: ha
Aug 11th
Watch Watch
Best heard while you flip through your high school yearbook
Aug 9th
(via thepulpgirls)
Aug 7th
Watch Watch
In 1996 I was in Mr. Grubaugh’s zero period AP Econ class with a bunch of other smarties. We...
Aug 7th
Dear Willo:
Aug 6th
Yesssssss. Via G.Shell
Aug 6th

The Toaster Epiphany

sstephenson: the toaster is really consistent. my toaster oven would always give me inconsistent toast
thesarahhatter: nothing is worse than inconsistent toast
thesarahhatter: especially when you're counting on an overall toastiness and are disappointed
thesarahhatter: because you can't retoast
sstephenson: LOL
sstephenson: it's true though! you can't retoast!
sstephenson: plus i like being able to find one setting and stick with it
thesarahhatter: I tried level 3 for a whole year before realizing level 4 is better without overtoasting
thesarahhatter: THEN like 2 weeks ago I found LEVEL 5!
sstephenson: oh i'm up to level 6
thesarahhatter: I didn't even know there was a 5 or 6!
sstephenson: i like mine ever so slightly burnt
sstephenson: my toaster goes up to 11!!
Aug 6th
Watch Watch
For @spangley
Aug 6th

On stopping and starting

So I’m 29 now, and have been over a month. The world neither imploded nor set itself aflame...
Aug 5th

when did half the people i interact with...

You mean, like, when you ask a person, “When were you born?” and they go,...
Aug 4th