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Maybe the loose fitting dress was ill-advised, considering how pregnant I look in this video. But I...
May 30th
River Wildlife Lodge. Kohler, WI.
May 27th
!!! askgloria@aol.com askgloria@aol.com askgloria@aol.com...
May 21st
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I saw this guy open for Louis CK a few weeks ago and was honestly dying when he did this bit.
May 20th
Dear Gloria, I am 22 years old, going to school and working...
May 20th
Dispatches from the Cold War
Email From Guy Who Thinks He Wants to Date Me: My life is fastpaced and very FUNN!!!! I enjoy going...
May 19th
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It’s summertime.
May 19th
Loving my new modern saltwaters. (Aldo, $40)
May 19th
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“Ay. T’will.”
May 18th
Cooper did not enjoy babysitting Penny Lane.
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I...
May 17th
Penny Lane slays Sam with her cuteness in the park
May 16th
Last night I had a nightmare wherein I was at Disneyland but had forgotten my Club 33 pin. This...
May 16th
No listen! Listen!
When I was in summer camp in 7th grade I got “Noisiest Laugher” at dinner on a Wednesday...
May 16th
“You’re just like a tu-tu. Like a foo-foo. Tu-tu...”
— Romana Singer, God’s...
— Romana Singer, God’s...
May 16th
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And once again she calls to me / Then she vanishes in thin air And how she takes my breath away /...
May 15th
Tip of the day
Really, if you don’t think it’s true, tell me why! tylerhwillis: Not always...
May 15th
spangley:
“say what you will/love finds you, even when you’ve given it up”
this submarines song...
May 15th
Tip of the day
If a guy ever calls you “Dude”, he does not want to date you.
May 15th
“EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED LESS OF.”
— My boy, via JF.
— My boy, via JF.
May 14th
Me: I’d like the turkey club on wheat, no mayo or...
May 13th
Is anyone else having this problem??
May 13th
I would like everyone to think I am awesome, but really, I...
May 13th
Dear Directors of Food Commercials
Look, I get your point. This food is so delicious that our actors can’t even stop to chew...
May 12th
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My brother sent me this in a FB message at 1:25 this morning. My family may just be far more awesome...
May 12th
May 11th
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I can change your heartbeat
May 11th
How to do it
bpmowrey: YES i would totally say it that way.thesarahhatter: ok pragmatic wins
thesarahhatter: Be. Pragmatic. B-E Pragmatic
bpmowrey: hahah
thesarahhatter: defense!
May 11th
“secondlineframes.com makes frames with wood salvaged from...”
— http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/...
— http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/...
May 11th
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H o l y e f f i n g e s s ! ! !
May 11th
“Do you rank a burger based on, ‘My friend came in from out...”
— Men after my own heart!
— Men after my own heart!
May 10th
Easy Like
I’m watching from my window as my street is lined one by one with shiny cars full of rich...
May 10th
"It's real to me but not like these fools /...
May 8th
Yes.
May 7th
“When you’ve gone a long time without hearing a man say...”
— Sterling (via saramcpherson)
— Sterling (via saramcpherson)
May 4th
Weekend at the farm, Wisconsin.
May 4th