Recipe for heaven
Cook bacon in 2 batches in a 12-inch heavy skillet over moderate heat, turning over once, until...
Oct 30th
This has always been my favorite Halloween costume ever,...
Oct 28th
Morning.
Oct 27th
I also never read Where the Wild Things Are thanks to my...
Oct 26th
ZOMG the pigs in a blanket are mummies!!!!
Oct 23rd
Me: I just need to know if I am dying maybe.
Doctor: You're not dying at all. At all!
Me: So I don't have a parasite or worms?
Doctor: Uh, did you travel to a 3rd world country recently?
Me: No.
Doctor: (confused) Ok so you don't have a parasite I'm sure. You can't have worms or a parasite.
Me: Ok so what about Lyme disease? Or a tumor on my sinus causing pressure on my frontal lobes which could be instigating the constant nausea?
Doctor: (blinks)
Me: Just say I don't have Lyme disease. I have the Internet so just humor me.
Doctor: I think what will really help you is some yogurt and Zantac.
Doctor: You're not dying at all. At all!
Me: So I don't have a parasite or worms?
Doctor: Uh, did you travel to a 3rd world country recently?
Me: No.
Doctor: (confused) Ok so you don't have a parasite I'm sure. You can't have worms or a parasite.
Me: Ok so what about Lyme disease? Or a tumor on my sinus causing pressure on my frontal lobes which could be instigating the constant nausea?
Doctor: (blinks)
Me: Just say I don't have Lyme disease. I have the Internet so just humor me.
Doctor: I think what will really help you is some yogurt and Zantac.
Oct 22nd
Found behind my fridge, no doubt they settled there on the...
Oct 21st
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Every time I look at you, I can see the future.
Oct 21st
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Oct 15th
Nerd humor
Oct 13th
OMGOMG
Oct 13th
The exclamation I just made - out loud, mouth half full of...
Oct 13th
These are the apps I own, I own, these are the apps I own....
Oct 13th
“Why can’t we give love that one more chance...”
Oct 12th
“My peace and quiet was stolen from me
When I was looking...”
— The aptly titled Oh Well by...
— The aptly titled Oh Well by...
Oct 10th
Oct 9th
“I find it very, very easy to be true
I find myself alone...”
Oct 8th
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This show is amazing.
Oct 8th
“I am praying to get over it. Like sincerely praying....”
— I love this woman.
— I love this woman.
Oct 8th
Aforementioned size 6 dress, my happiness excruciating.
Oct 7th
Dear ___,
Every time I think of you, I want to cry. Instead, I put on my running shoes. Thank you for raising...
Oct 7th
When I was in college, my roommate broke up with her boyfriend over the phone, late one Wednesday...
Oct 1st
I'm going to try
I’m going to take one step. And when that works I’m going to take another step. And if...
Oct 1st
catatonic |ˌkatəˈtänik|
adjective Psychiatry of, relating to, or characterized by catatonia : catatonic schizophrenia....
Oct 1st