“I wrestled in high school.”  - LOL

fuckyeahlost:

LOST Slapdown, Part 6

Nestor and Michael try to get some answers out of Damon and Carlton.

James Cameron is so pissed. Carry on.

I love the look on the kitty’s face. I get this from Cooper daily.

“This isn’t her first dye job this month. In early February, she touched up her platinum blonde roots and then showed off a longer, wavy bob.”

UHM UH HUH. I can’t wait until next month when she tries to add red and it turns green.

bluetallulah:

She can act like she did this on purpose if she wants (which apparently she does) but this is a coloring mistake. I have done this. It is when you try to either add color to bleached hair (which is probably what she did) or try to change the blond color on hair which is totally over bleached.

So this is very unimportant but you are not fooling me, Kelly!

Unsure of what my hair is wanting to do. Please advise.

Hello? Hey, anyone home? I’m guessing you’re used to this by now, a customer emailing you asking why you haven’t shipped the item they bought you months ago. I mean, how annoying is that? People asking you to ship the item they paid for? I know, I know.

I mean, let’s look at the facts here: You sell posters. POSTERS! Everyone knows that posters are a nightmare to deal with. First, you have to go print a bunch at a time, then lug them home, and if they are like 8”x10” that takes up like a whole half a seat in your car! Then you have to sell the posters, and tell people you have enough to sell before you sell them! And then, if that wasn’t enough, then you have to stuff a bunch of tubes with those posters! Egads!

After you’ve actually put the poster in a tube, then the real work begins, huh? You’ve got to figure out who you sold that poster to and put their name on a sticker! I can totally see how this would take a really, really long time, especially if you don’t have any fingers. You’d have to get one of those fancy computers that translates the words you say out loud to letters on the screen, then somehow figure out a way to get all those letters lined up right so you can print an address label.

And if you don’t have fingers, how are you going to affix the label to the tube!? My god, people! You are doing some very, very hard work over there.

Because you’re doing all this hard work, it makes complete sense to me that you have taken almost 2 months to send me a poster. But I also understand how you marked the item as “shipped” the day I bought it to throw me off. I mean, who wants to actually get the item they bought on Etsy just a few days later? It boggles the mind, that kind of talk.

But it’s ok, I mean, you state on your shop profile that, “We will ship out no longer than fourteen days after date of purchase and sometimes we may ship a lot quicker depending on our workload at the time.” Which means, “Sometimes we ship things to you, and sometimes we don’t.” And after all, isn’t that what Etsy is all about? Just sort of flying by the seat of your pants kind of shopping, not even knowing if you’ll ever get what you just paid for?

So, Jenny’s Bake Shop, I salute your tired, trembling hands as you struggle to perform the most basic function of ignoring emails from customers and never shipping their items out. My only hope is that one day, one day soon, you’ll be able to stop all this nonsense and just close up shop. It would mean so much to all of us.

It is ten o’clock

I am bored but not sleepy

Hello, benadryl.

I can’t tell you how much I want this.

Favorite song in 7th grade, yes I’m a dork.

Squeeee

Step 1: Buy red paint. Step 2: Try red paint on wall. Step 3: Watch red paint dry and realize it’s not red. It’s… Coral. It’s strawberry? It’s pale. Step 4: Take red paint back, declare it’s not red painty enough! Step 5: Watch paint man shake his head, add more red, tell you red paint is very hard. Step 6: Ask paint man how long it’s going to take to look RED. Step 7: Listen as paint man explains A LOT OF COATS. Paint let it dry paint repeat repeat. Step 8: Ask how many coats? How long between them? Step 9: Listen dumbfounded as he says 4 coats, let it dry a day in between. Step 10: Stand there. Blink.

Baby elephants are the most adorable thing on this planet.